Younger Boy....you are being a jerk.

This morning I got him up for school.  He isn't "good with mornings" and it requires a significant number of return trips to keep him on task.

Today he took it to a completely new level.  As of this morning he no longer knows the steps required to get yourself ready for school and out the door.  Has no idea what they are.  Said so himself.

Of course...this backfired on him, because I assured him that people who have no idea what steps need to be taken to get ready in the morning have NO BUSINESS at a middle school fall retreat.  NONE.

This makes you suddenly remember what you need to do.  Funny how that works.