Middle Boy has HUGE bruises all over his torso from the falling out of bed/nightstand and fan falling incident.

Of course, he didn't remember that it happened. 

So...tonight when I got home from work he immediately came to me and asked, "Do you know how I got all of these bruises?"

Well...I have two theories.

You and your brother have been wrestling and rough housing when I am not around and you got hurt which I am CERTAIN would NEVER be the case

OR

It happened when you fell out of bed the other night.

He assured me they absolutely have to be from falling out of bed the other night.  No way could they be from wrestling.

Interestingly Younger Boy has some similar type bruising and he didn't fall out of bed.

Must be a really weird coincidence.