Middle Boy is fourteen.  If you ask him he has a COMPLETELY horrific case of acne.  COMPLETELY horrific.  If the TWO SPOTS on his face aren't gone by TOMORROW morning he might either:

1. Die.
2. Rip his skin off of his face.
3. Light them on fire.

All seem to be a bit of an overreaction to me.

We talked about how if you take care of your skin they will go away, but this involves using the cream we got from the doctor.  (He doesn't, because meds are stupid and don't work.)

He wants me to remind him he should take care of his face.  What?  He can't remember yet tonight it is causing his life to be a colossal failure?

Pray for clear skin and for him to not have severe burns when he lights his face on fire in the morning!